Update
Monday, June 30, 2008, 10:51 PM - Reflections - 16 views
I'm living in downtown Toronto.
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Amazing Feeling
Thursday, August 9, 2007, 03:34 PM - Reflections - 12 views
Today, I picked up the keys to my condominium. Acquiring it was an ordeal… to say the least. Moreover, I’m proud to say that I have now reached a new level of poor.[ 1 comment ] | permalink
AEP3 Encrypted Tex
Sunday, May 13, 2007, 05:58 PM - Random - 31 views
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Choking a live skunk.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 05:58 PM - Art - 15 views
You know, it’s not the high—pitched shrieking that gets to me. Nor the temporary blindness that follows when he sprays his scent into my open eyes.
I accepted these things long ago.
But it’s the way the other passengers on the bus react to the whole scene.
“I mean really people, it’s just a skunk.”
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Rare disclosure... that will probably be deleted soon
Thursday, March 8, 2007, 03:21 AM - Reflections
Started with Oscar, in a sad comical situation
-The end must mention Oscar, in a somewhat comical situation (& the tape should land in a metal trashcan, just to make sure the connection is realized)
Cluster started with singing (the end of the theme song)
-Cluster should also end with singing (the beginning of the theme song)
“On a street where money replaced love, where money had in fact killed love some long time ago” …. Then love cannot live on those streets. It must find a new place to live.
…...I’m sorry, but I can’t go on with my explanation. David Lynch would spit at me for writing this much.
Fact: If the writing does not convey the ideas that were intended for the audience, then it’s bad writing...
I apologise if it was. I truly do. But, I will never regret it.
Anyway, this writer is always learning. So one day... it will be better.
(Hint hint -Cluster 2- …when are we gonna start?)
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line on farts
Wednesday, March 7, 2007, 02:06 PM - Guy Stuff - 18 views
I've been trying to think of the funniest ending to the first clause of this unfinished sentence:
The fart was so bad that…?????
Here’s the best one I could think of:
The fart was so bad that…. he gave up his religion.
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Garf me!
Tuesday, March 6, 2007, 01:19 PM
When transferring text to another location. (Like MS word to Cluster) be careful of the right-click-scroll-down-list. Because “select text with similar formatting” and “Select all” are two completely different things.
G%$ D#$%& M*$^&# F#$%^#$@! Blood Money why haven’t you cleaned up Cluster yet? So what it hasn’t even been 12 hours. More work less play!
You have been lagging behind and I know the reason or should I say wii-son. OK. THAT’S IT! I’m coming to Okalahoma… and I’m taking the wii!
P.S.
Which word is funnier: Snuzzlegoose or liquid-shit.
(I promise you that every woman in the world will like the 1st one better then the 2nd)
I think that the word Snuzzlegoose is funny, but cute-c funny.
But the mental image that the word "liquid-shit" creates could be one of the funniest things in the world. But that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.
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Finish Cluster... within the next 26 hours
Monday, February 12, 2007, 04:13 AM - Projects - 15 views
God, I am a total shit for delaying this one more day. I really am ashamed. Each time I promise an update, more shit comes into my life and dances around singing "Look at me! I'm a ball of crap. And you must deal with me before you finish Cluster!" But, there is no excuse I can give that will justify this being so late. None. I am sorry my friends. I hope before midnight tomorrow, Cluster will be updated…[ 1 comment ] | permalink
Fair Trade
Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 02:44 AM - Far from Art
by E. Keith
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A life that gives
A life that takes
Some fires kill
Some fires bake
All fall short of glory
Yet some have a glorious fall
Some lives
bring fire
Some fires
bring life
All embrace their love
Yet all love to hate
Hope is the tool,
for both lord and fool
to set the wood ablaze
Some need less,
only a glacier and a matchbook
A life to give
A life to take
But smile.
For as one life looks for help,
another life makes it
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Cluster...
Sunday, November 5, 2006, 03:27 AM - Far from Art
Ok. To understand the next update, just read everything so far. It will be my greatest attempt… to up my game.
The pressure is on. Nevertheless, I am not feeling not enough pressure here.
- time to rally the audience
THE NEXT UPDATE WILL DO THE FOLLOWING:
Make you laugh
Make you cry
Make you reflect
Offend you
Make you smile
Make you groan
Give you a killer twist
Satisfy all of your expectations
Fill in all the gaps
Gap in all the fills
Explain the meaning of life
Cook you a steak dinner and give you a reach-around
Just know that EZ-E is really usin his head for this one.
-Peace
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Watch the clip if anything.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006, 02:16 AM - Random - 28 views
Oh, Mad TV.This is good MAD TV baby. Why did you get rid of all the best actors? Oh, wait. They quit and went on to further their careers. That’s commendable. SNL is their antithesis. The cast of SNL. AHHH! I really want to write the most vulgar words I can think of right now.
However, tonight I have some restraint, unlike those maladroit parasites. I’m not talking about the old SNL cast. They were cool. They were funny. Still, they were not hilarious.
I’m talking about the contemporary cast. The leeches that sucked Saturday Night Live’s comedic teat so hard, and for so friggin long, that the nipple is now raw and infected.
Maybe. Just, maybe. If they left the show after the first few years of terrible sketch comedy, the acronym SNL wouldn’t hurt my eyes. I’m inventing a new curse word just for them: Garf! Trust me. It’s bad. Don’t say it in front of those who are easily offended.
In other news, I got an accounting position at Suez Energy. I am extremely happy. I will write more about that topic in the near future. But not during this nice rant session. I must use this anger. Happy thoughts would only distract me.
OK. Back to my feelings about the SNL cast. How should I sum it up? Hmmm. I GOT IT! I will use a vivid hypothetical example…
If they all suddenly burst into flames, I wouldn’t cross the street to piss on them.
Garf! The debater in me always has to see the other side as well. The network’s reasons for not firing them all of them: bad publicity, a bunch of distressed wannabe actors, a band without a home, and possibly losing a portion of their target audience. If you lose the target market, you usually lose money. I don’t see how the money issue should have been a big concern. I’m guessing. Many people stopped watching the show, so NBC lost money from the commercials they aired. They were probably paying people with wooden nickels and bits of string.
I have to stop myself for a moment. I just reread the above paragraph and I realized something. It doesn’t have any direction or a clear point for that matter… I really don’t even care about the business views of NBC. I just… I just… To be honest, I just wanted to refer to wooden nickels and bits of string somewhere in my ranting.
It’s time for me to sum up the networks point of view, with a weird and vivid hypothetical example… Try to place your self in this situation:
You wake up one morning, and go over to the window to let in the morning sun. As you approach the glass, you notice something. Inside your house, and stuck to you favorite window, is an octopus. There is an octopus suctioned to the glass of your bedroom window! You don’t know how it got there, all you know is… that thing has got to go. So, you approach it and it starts making… octopus noises. At first, you hesitate. You don’t want to grab it, because… Yuck, it is an octopus! Now it knows that you want to remove it from the glass, it doesn’t like that idea at all.
You quiver, but then you muster up your moxy. As you grab its slimy cantaloupe shaped head, it gets frightened and sucks tighter onto the glass. While pulling in the opposite direction, you gripe through clenched teeth…GET OFF YOU MOTHER GARFER! You and the creature are now in a situation very similar to the rubber band-pulling scenes you see in cartoons. Its tentacles start to give, and with a final yank, you and the puss go flying towards the opposite wall. You think you have done it, but then…while you two are airborne it lets out a final octopus noise and squirts ink all over your drapes.
The end.
OK. Not really the end. Ok there are like 500 errors in here and I don’t want to touch them, because… Yuck, it is a rant!
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Sprite
Sunday, September 10, 2006, 03:47 AM - Random
I got a new slogan for Sprite:
No caffeine, but a shit load of calories!
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You gotta admit it has power
Saturday, September 9, 2006, 09:39 PM - Art
Just read it and comment.
The Genius of the Crowd
by Charles Bukowski
there is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average
human being to supply any given army on any given day
and the best at murder are those who preach against it
and the best at hate are those who preach love
and the best at war finally are those who preach peace
those who preach god, need god
those who preach peace do not have peace
those who preach peace do not have love
beware the preachers
beware the knowers
beware those who are always reading books
beware those who either detest poverty
or are proud of it
beware those quick to praise
for they need praise in return
beware those who are quick to censor
they are afraid of what they do not know
beware those who seek constant crowds for
they are nothing alone
beware the average man the average woman
beware their love, their love is average
seeks average
but there is genius in their hatred
there is enough genius in their hatred to kill you
to kill anybody
not wanting solitude
not understanding solitude
they will attempt to destroy anything
that differs from their own
not being able to create art
they will not understand art
they will consider their failure as creators
only as a failure of the world
not being able to love fully
they will believe your love incomplete
and then they will hate you
and their hatred will be perfect
like a shining diamond
like a knife
like a mountain
like a tiger
like hemlock
their finest art
I think it's raw, powerful and unique.
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TCU.....blah!
Monday, September 4, 2006, 06:33 AM - School
We held up for a while! Come on Bears! Sic em... next time! [ add comment ] | permalink
It is going to be a giant Cluster muck... of fun!
Sunday, August 27, 2006, 12:47 AM - Art
Ohh man... I've been writing some cluster 2day... It will be one of 3 things: 1) Good 2) Shit 3) Good Shit.
I'm gonna try to up my game. Expect the unexpected, as usual.
It will be up at the end of this week. friday probably
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