Monkey Milk
Posted 01.18.12 at 07:19 AM UTC
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I've found that getting back into posting after a long break is best accomplished with something stupid.

Delaying taking out the trash and making the lunches, I did some research into why vegans won't drink milk. Turns out that their problem is "consent." If the product is freely and willingly given it's not a problem.

I understand that cows barely have the sense to avoid even an avoidable death, so the idea of getting consent from one is pretty far-fetched. However, I do believe that monkeys may be able to provide consent with the proper communication facilities and training.

This is going to be a tough start-up with heavy capital requirements, but my line of "Free Will Monkey Milk" will be appearing in stores shortly.